all was golden in the sky

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=immaculate%20congestion&defid=4161897

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

21 years old, been playing since '02. Eastern time, I am around a lot as I do not have a job or anything going on right now! Open to play het/slash/femme. I enjoy unusual pairings, but I am definitely not against typical ones if they mesh well together. When it comes to writing, I will give you what you give me, but I prefer writing longer scenes. Aim or threading is fine with me, whatever you prefer! I will do celeb or pb, however I prefer celeb right now.

Who I play. ♡ = Favorite, ✰ = PB Only
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz ♡, Audrey Kitching, Brendon Urie ♡, Brittany Kramer ✰, Demi Lovato ♡, Jac Vanek, Katy Perry, Keltie Colleen ♡, Lady Gaga, Lights, Nicole Buckley, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Scout Taylor-Compton ♡, Selena Gomez

I am open to other ideas as well! You may comment here if you want a psl or a sl in a community! :)

i need friends plz

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pornament&defid=2128481

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

400364 Squadron Leader James Catanach DFC
Royal Australian Air Force
Born November 19th 1921
Died March 1944 during The Great Escape

Roz's mother told her over the phone tonight that they have his personal effects in her grandmother's loft, on the Isle of Wright. That's a long way away from Germany, from Australia, a million miles from the Second World War. How her family came into possession of them, we don't know, but we're going to return them.

It's a very strange thing to think about. Especially at Christmas, when the Great Escape is traditionally aired. Where his family are, I don't know. How long it will take to find them and give them these things, I don't know.

It's a rather sombre night tonight.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tiger%27s%20wife%20mad&defid=4402223

the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.

Chris was so tiger's wife mad at Joe that he grabbed Joe's Wii remote and beat him with it.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Elf-Esteem&defid=4429605

The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.

The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.

name; Sam
age; will be 21 next month
location; New Bedford/MA
love life; recently got with my ex's best friend ( its a long story. Don't judge.)

likes; reading, music, spending way to much time on my computer, tattoos, piercings, drinking, hanging out with friends, making an ass out of myself, making people smile, animals; to narrow that down i love canines, i like to collect random stuff, i collect anything and i mean anything with a wolf on it,

dislikes; drama that I'm in involved in, being lied to, onions, people that drive like asses

anything else; well, first and for most I'm a lesbian so if you're not okay with that then you probably shouldn't add me. I recently broke up with my ex of two years because well...she was a controlling bitch and all my friends told me she treated me like crap but I didn't want to hear it. Our last fight ended with her punching me in the face and me moving back home to my parents...so that's pretty much where my life is at right now. I ended up some how some way dating her best friend...not to get back at her or anything, I've actually known her best friend longer then her and we just...clicked. So yeah. I don't suggest added me if you can't deal with the occasional grammar error I wasn't the top student in English class, and over all I can't spell for shit, thank you spell check for being my BFF. When I write, I'm listening to music so don't get confused if there are some random lyrics thrown in somewhere in my posts. I bitch a lot about my lack of money, my crappy job, and how my cat hates me. But other then that I'm pretty interesting if I do say so myself. So go to my page comment and add me. I need friends. Bad. =]

hola i'm nicole! sixteen, turning seventeen in about a month. i'm a junior in high school and i have immense hatred for my school. i love music, horror films, books, sharks, zombies. i'm a really nice person until somebody gives me a reason not to be so nice, which is sort of rare. i do try to comment/update pretty regularly though half the time i'm too braindead to really focus but i love making new friends anyways!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Short%20story%20long&defid=4421830

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

does anyone have 10 things i hate about you (the movie) uploaded? preferably to sendspace! i thought i hsaw it but for the life of me i can't remember where.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canadian%20Refrigerator&defid=4420960

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.

"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wiper%20Beat&defid=4210012

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

back and starting fresh, and i'd like some new friends :) so add me if you'd like to.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban%20dictionary&defid=4240882

A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.

Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sorry%20dude&defid=1385734

A friendly and common greeting in snowboarder language.

Simon: dude, watch where your riding!
Ray: Sorry dude